You know those sci-fi films where the characters go to sleep and then wake up 300 years later confused that everything around them is jarringly different? Where they spent years blissfully ignorant of the passing of time. And then they open their eyes and get a sense of displacement, like they know in their core…… Continue reading Sleep-Induced Time Travel
Another slightly late post from yours truly. This time, I’m back with a year-end reflection warranted by the finale to the shit storm that was 2016. Adios, motherfucker. Please note that this entry isn’t a hiking guide. If that is what you’re looking for, there are other blog posts floating somewhere in the interwebs. Google is…… Continue reading Horse Shit and Mud Caked Year-End Reflections
For someone who has been sleeping for 4-5 hours for 5 days and counting, I feel surprisingly chill and have been clearing my work pile. Ha! Productive! Auto-pilot mode on I’m also rediscovering my fondness for witty, funny idiots. Why is this happening to me?! I’m looking at you, Peralta!
I’ll let you in on a secret. The real purpose of this blog is to make you hungry. Like me. I’m hungry all the fucking time. Wait, no. I eat all the fucking time even when I don’t have to. Ask Abi about it. She’ll tell you how easy it is to feed me. Also, if that title…… Continue reading Roast chicken dipped in commitment issues