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For someone who has been sleeping for 4-5 hours for 5 days and counting, I feel surprisingly chill and have been clearing my work pile. Ha! Productive! Auto-pilot mode on I’m also rediscovering my fondness for witty, funny idiots. Why is this happening to me?! I’m looking at you, Peralta! 

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Roast chicken dipped in commitment issues

I’ll let you in on a secret. The real purpose of this blog is to make you hungry. Like me. I’m hungry all the fucking time. Wait, no. I eat all the fucking time even when I don’t have to.  Ask Abi about it. She’ll tell you how easy it is to feed me. Also, if that title…… Continue reading Roast chicken dipped in commitment issues